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Carpe Noctem - Seize The Night, a variant on Carpe Diem (Seize The Day), featuring my photo of our neighbourhood at twilight. You Only Live Once!

Tags: yolo, night, carpe-diem, seize-the-night, seize-the-day

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The apples are there, it's just that nobody wants to buy them - we're not sure why, or what the consequences may be

Tags: unsold, nobody, reality, first-things-first, apples

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Veni Vidi Vera - I came, I saw, we met again. A play on words based on the Vera Lynn song “We’ll meet again”, featuring my photo of our shadows on the ground.

Tags: meet, again, latin, wordplay, quote

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Veni Vidi Vermicelli - I came, I saw, I waited for the worms. A play on words, based on vermicelli (“worms”) and the Pink Floyd track “Waiting for the worms” from the 1979 album “The Wall”. Featuring a photo I took of a car showroom wall which was whitewashed years ago but has since mostly eroded away.

Tags: latin, quote, bricks, waiting, red

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Veni Vidi Virtuoso - I came, I saw, I was the squirrel’s nuts (the absolute best!). A play on words, featuring a photo I took of a squirrel in Vera’s garden.

Tags: play-on-words, quote, funny, supreme, latin

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Inspired by Eclipse, my favourite track on the Dark Side Of The Moon album, featuring an eclipse image made by taking a photo through a tube with the end close to a brick wall allowing in a minimum of light to create a corona effect

Tags: rock, music, sun, dark-side-of-the-moon, earth

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Photo of my dartboard with a transparency filter making it fade away towards the bottom

Tags: board, circle, game, bullseye, pub

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Photo of a pavement sign

Tags: sidewalk, ears, eyes, urban, street

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My photo of the side of a plastic container shot through a tube held very close to the surface and allowing just enough light through to create the illusion of a planet or moon

Tags: planet, space, dark, void, dark-side

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Tribute to my favourite track on the Animals album, featuring my photo of sheep on moorland facing an incoming storm

Tags: moorland, rain, grassland, sky, monochrome

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Veni Vidi Visage - I came, I saw, I faded to grey. A play on words based on the 1980 song by Visage.

Tags: devenir-gris, visage, 1980s, 1980, fade

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Veni Vidi Visitor – I came, I saw, I perched and sat and nothing more. A play on words, based on the Edgar Allen Poe poem “The Raven" and featuring my photo of a raven at the Tower Of London.

Tags: the-raven, tower-of-london, nevermore, bird, edgar-allan-poe

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Boring photo of one of my core drills

Tags: tedious, drilling, tunnel, hole, humdrum

Boring T-Shirt

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Photo of a very well used leather desktop in a stately home

Tags: distressed, retro, vintage, antique, writing

Scratch T-Shirt

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Photo of my dartboard from an unusual angle

Tags: circle, red, sport, board, darts

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Photo of a carpet of fallen leaves, inverted (negative image) for effect

Tags: negative, floral, leaf, nature, pattern

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"put a ring on it" - my photo of a ring spanner

Tags: ring, wedding, promise, wrench, socket

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"Not on my watch" - it won't happen while I'm in charge - featuring my photo of a vintage pocket watch

Tags: make-it-happen, prevention, admiralty, face, shift

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My photo of a vintage typewriter keyboard (with some of the keys jammed down)

Tags: keys, typewriter, letters, alphabet, key

QWERTY T-Shirt

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Slogan "when in trouble or in doubt run in circles scream and shout" - advice for the age, you know it makes sense

Tags: slogan, doubt, circles, funny-saying, leadership

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Vine Vied Vice - I came, I saw, I had AutoCorrect turned on. A play on words based on the well known Roman slogan Veni Vidi Vici, featuring my photo of an old typewriter.

Tags: writing, slogan, text, funny-slogan, funny-quote

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Veni Vidi Vegas - I came, I saw, I made a fortune (and lost it again). A play on words, featuring my photo of Las Vegas at night.

Tags: money, latin, bankrupt, sahara, fortune

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A Maserati MC ready for action during the Trofeo Maserati race series

Tags: racing, motorsport, red, speed, trident

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Image based on my photo of a Chevrolet Master 1938 two-door sedan - an iconic 1930s automobile

Tags: iconic, sedan, retro, vehicle, automobile

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Veni Vidi Vortex – I came, I saw, I went into a spin. A play on words, one that I used to have on my racing overalls. Featuring a photo I took of the inside of our Miele washing machine.

Tags: spin, racing, motorsport, vortex, latin

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Veni Vidi Villon – I came, I saw, I couldn’t find the snows of yesteryear. A play on words, based on the poem “Ballade des dames du temps jadis” (“Ballad of the Ladies of Times Past”) by François Villon, and its interrogative refrain “Mais où sont les neiges d’antan?” (“But where are the snows of yesteryear?”) – a comment on the ephemeral nature of fame. Featuring a photo I took of the tree opposite our house in the depths of winter, covered in snow.

Tags: fame, ephemeral, philosopher, philosophy, snow

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Veni Vidi VPN - I came, I saw, I didn't like being watched. A play on words, based on the internet privacy technology VPN ("Virtual Private Network") which theoretically enables users to send data across public networks without it being observed by third parties. Featuring a photo I took of my shadow in a field when the sun was very low.

Tags: hacker, computer, vpn, security, geeky

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Veni Vidi Voltage - I came, I saw, I was shocked. A play on words, featuring my photo of doors leading to a high voltage installation.

Tags: electric, sparky, electrician, fun, quote

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Veni Vidi Vienna – I came, I saw, it meant nothing to me. A play on words based on the Ultravox song “Vienna”, featuring a photo I took of the iconic “Wiener Riesenrad” (big Ferris wheel) in the Vienna Prater amusement park.

Tags: vienna, vici, nothing, came, veni

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The all important double dice throw in the game of backgammon with a play on words hinting at associated refreshment

Tags: dice, double, board-game, bar, game

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Latin greeting phrase used in Ancient Rome when writing letters, usually abbreviated to SVBEEV (“SVBEEV - si vales bene est, ego valeo - meaning “if you are well all is well, and I am well too”)

Tags: greeting, roman, latin-quote, all-is-well, well

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Design based on my photo of a 1940s Plymouth sedan

Tags: automobile, 1940s, american, sedan, plymouth

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Logo badge on a Scammell Mechanical Horse, a 1930s tractor unit used for hauling detachable articulated trailers

Tags: scarab, classic, wagon, badge, logo

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"This too shall pass" - a proverb from the ancient Levant, pointing out that any situation, good or bad, is temporary in the long run. Time heals everything...

Tags: ephemeral, transcendent, time, heal, temporary

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Play on words parody from the movie Casablanca "of all the bars in all the world I walked into this one"

Tags: quote, film, casablanca, movie, bars

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"All your bass are belong to us", a play on words of the Zero Wing video game meme "All your base are belong to us"

Tags: base, wordplay, zero-wing, all-your-base, fishing

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